My fight beaver with a donkey

My fight beaver with a donkey

The task was simple - put Skype on mom and teach.
A month ago: a contract was concluded with Maglan.
Yesterday: the installers came and threw the cable. Then I come. I fix the cable and sit down to bring the computer to life.
The machine was two years without connecting to the network. Office, kerchief, fotge ...
It is necessary to prepare for its publication.
Well, as usual ...
I am setting up DC, rolling a new Opera, the 6th DrWeb, updating ... op, but there is no money in the account. Well, tomorrow, it means. Well, I am taking a wagon of toys that my son ponadavil.
I install Windows update on a local server. detectnow? - Nothing, I see, the server is lying ... Although it pings ... Some more trifles ... Everything is already late, it's time to go home.
Today. In essence, it was necessary only to put this very Skype and show it.
Yeah. I turn on, I cut in the update of the drweb. Fig - key managed to ban. Lana, take avast. I look in the internet the number of the latest version, I download about the same from DC. Yeah. And delete the drweb.
But no. At this time, I woke up windowsapdate. And briskly devoured most of the resources. And the rest of the drofeb zohaval, strenuously checking what there is new swinging. It all fell. Even the removal of dvrveba froze.20 minutes of wheezing with a screw ... We know that you should not interrupt the windowsapdate, then all over again, and suddenly the jambs will get in ...
Well, drweb retired, but not all. Spyder kept the update in his teeth. I can not stand. Cold restart.
Take two. Already without antivirus. Vindovsapdeyt again 20 minutes rustling screw and! It produces one update of its own size of half a meter. Hmm ...
Another installation of about five minutes. Reboot.
9 updates. We put. The couple slowly get up ... I put a parallel avast. Rises. Even the reboot does not ask. I connect the Internet, I update, OK. And here Windows updates rolled. Reboot.
Swing new updates. Cut down avast for speed. And climb into its settings. The couple again freaked out ... Again, everything is not as it was. Well, something set up.
Op-pa! 98 updates. Here, I wonder what kind of penis you need to put the 7th donkey, if the next in the list is the 8th donkey? You can remove the daw, but in the security patches the same garbage is surely ... It's easier to roll everything. Yep
Another hour passes. I had dinner, drank coffee, smoked a hundred times.
I tried to roll Skype. Nifiga Grit, while there is something else put, I can not. And, bastard, closing the installation, trying to open the browser and go somewhere in the internet to go.
Reboot.
8 more updates.
I go to the Skype site and make a new account.What a nasty and brake site ...
Trying to put Skype again. Rolls through. It opens. OMG! What is it? Intermumorie consists of whistles and fakes more than completely. Baluns climb ...
- Put an avatar here!
- This is a dialer, you can call her! (who would have thought...)
“You have a netbook on your account!” Drop and call! (yes, I wanted it on Skype, for free)
- Wash down here your video! (With the oak collapsed? Why do I need a video in the call?)


So, the settings. Yeah, some perdelok can be disabled. What nafig twitter? OMG ...
Winda chewed updates. Reboot.
Something is wrong with Avast. Grit, not all inclusive. And what exactly is not to know in any way. It used to be shown which screen was on / off. Now on / off for everyone together. But swears that the two are off. What the hell? Then the firewall of Windows begins to swear, then both calm down.
Apparently, somehow they do not immediately agree with each other. Who knows, the “network” screen and the “web” screen at Avast are what? And how does this compare with Windows?
Update couple shakes again. I'm launching Skype. Foolish welcome window. I remove the daw, I close it.
Well, I'll try to find relatives. Hde, damn it, search? This one? Is this the line?
And what to enter there? It used to be with a bunch of fields.With the country, with soap, with the floor ... And then one line ...
Well, I write "Vasya".
And for me, for all my rubles, five contacts of some forty “vas” are being pumped out of the Internet. And they are shown in the window where there is a choice of country, soap, sex ... Homosexuals !!!
Well, poked, poked ... I closed the search. Baluns climbed again ...
It's time to make a test call. Where is he? WHERE IS HE?
Close in upset feelings. Minimizes to tray. Well, okay. From the tray command "exit". A window pops out “if you close me, you won't be able to call!” .......... Your division! I am not mentally retarded, I understand that if I closed the program, its functionality is not available to me.
...! ...!
It is beyond my strength. I delete to dog pigs. I will see which version works modestly at home and find it.
Venda pumped 68 updates ...
I give up. :(
So, 4 hours. Skype has not appeared. One antivirus replaced the other that the user to the drum. Venda hasn't updated yet. The actual result is zero.

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    My fight beaver with a donkey

    My fight beaver with a donkey