Zadornov. Looks at you like shit.
Satirist Zadornov blew up the Internet community of Vladivostok
Outraged townspeople and citywomen crave for “blood,” but experts say there will be no public protests.
The residents of Vladivostok, who watched one of the all-Russian TV channels on a concert of the famous satirist Mikhail Zadornov, felt a strong emotional lift the other day. Dedicated a large part of his speech to Vladivostok, who last visited in the fall of 2009, the star gave unpleasant characteristics to Vladivostok women, radio stations, motorists and cars, reports RIA Daily Vladivostok News.
—All women are dressed like in the proprietary glossy fashion magazines, the satirist was telling from the television screen. - That is, all the girls in Vladivostok look like prostitutes. I left the hotel at 9 am I thought prostitutes were returning from work. And it turned out decent women go to work.
Or one more quote: "The main enemy of Vladivostok is Avtovaz.When they increased the rates for foreign cars, the demonstrations began in Vladivostok. Moreover, they were all so unanimous in Vladivostok, that even prostitutes of Vladivostok supported, came out at a demonstration under the slogan "We will not work in Zhiguli."
The satirist also scoffed at the fact that the Vladivostokians, who live in an energetic rhythm, talk over the phone too quickly, like to listen to Chanson radio, do not know who Putyatin is, after whom the island in the Ussuri Bay is named and think that Fadeev is not a writer, and the name of the village. It was also funny to listen to an almost fantastic story, like being in Primorye, the satirist rode the Volga to the taiga, where the “aborigines” accompanying him on jeeps were stuck on the roads - unlike a domestic car. I wonder where Zadornov in Primorye found such a "Volga"?
Zadornov's concert almost literally blew up the Internet community of the seaside capital.
Offended Vladivostok people discuss the satirist's statements at once in several popular forums and in LiveJournal. Far Easterners compare the satirist concert with the performance of Dr. Goebbels. They say that residents of the European part of Russia specially paint such an image.So that it would not be a pity to give the region along with its inhabitants to neighboring China.
“I propose not to let him go to the Far East anymore. Zadornov is a tool of information warfare that the authorities are waging against their own people and the Far East in particular. It exploits the most disgusting qualities of a person: the desire to call and humiliate someone. Now he inspires“ maskwich ”and others to the listeners that the Far Easterners are barges and cattle, "one of the users writes at a popular Vladivostok forum.
Another states: "Half of Russia now knows that in Vladivostok all women are prostitutes, in the opinion of the always right and objective Zadornov .... We are so terrible, it is easier for us to give China so as not to slander holy Russia."
The third one expresses an opinion: “Zadornov confused simply. While he was“ barking ”at Americans, it was ridiculous, fervently, interesting and even patriotic. But it is public opinion to say so publicly at Vladivostok. In fact, he just insulted all our residents, telling stories about how our women dress and about how he on the Volga furnished all our cool Japanese off-road jeeps.In general, in his next visit to Vlad, he should be lynched right on the square to the fighters for power ... ".
Especially outraged by the statements of satirist women. Many of the weaker sex from Vladivostok for a long time adhere to the opinion that they look more beautiful and dress more elegantly than the average lady from central Russia. But in order for this to compare them with the representatives of the oldest profession! As it became known to the RIA "Daily News of Vladivostok", some even began to prepare lawsuits in court to protect the reputation of urban women!
However, as experts believe, the noise and indignation on the Internet will not grow into a protest against "Maskall" on the streets. “Zadornov’s shamelessness surprises me most of the time. But he is not an official, but just a satirist, let him go too far in his speeches. I think those who watched the concert on TV or sat in the hall actually perceived the words of Zadornov accordingly - as an invention. I think there will be no social explosions from such performances in Vladivostok, "said political analyst Peter Hanas.
Internet Vladivostok offers to leave their outraged reviews on the personal site of Mikhail Zadoronov. And only a few are trying to translate the satirist's statement into a joke: "In some ways Zadornov is right. We have such a cultural city that prostitutes dress like decent girls. Hence the confusion." And some fear the wrath of the master of evil jokes: “I wouldn’t be surprised if after a while, this miracle will tell from the stage how it was littered with angry letters from stupid Primorye people who don’t know that real boys, in the real taiga, ride real Volga ".
It is noteworthy that being in Vladivostok during his tour in October last year, Mikhail Zadornov did not allow himself such liberties regarding the freedom-loving coastal people and his women.
Although local realities have not bypassed a party at their concert that time. In particular, Zadornov noticed that at the entrance to the city the guests were greeted by an original poster with the letters “PC”. At the same time, it remained a mystery for Mikhail Nikolaevich - was the HRC addressed directly to citizens or to those who came to visit? The last satirist concert in Vladivostok lasted as much as 4 hours and ended with a standing ovation.What will happen to the new arrival? Unless, of course, he will ...
Kakahs flew into the brilliant satirist.He is abidelso and
For many years I have said one phrase from the stage, and it already began to sound from my lips corny. However, I can not refuse it for many reasons. And the phrase is: "Our Motherland will not be scanty for a long time fool." I would be glad to get rid of this phrase, but it does not work ...
After the first channel showed my concert in which I talked about my journey through Russia, there was a very funny turn. Letters from offended citizens began to arrive from Vladivostok.
Offended - this is an understatement. Angry, offended - and, in the best feelings. For those who have not seen the concert, I will explain. I talked about various cities I visited last autumn, including about Vladivostok. Vladivostok is a city in which I was in love in my youth. The city of military glory, the city of sea romance ... The city about which my father wrote a novel, he was called Vladivostok. Last time I find it more offensive to come to him. I am bitter to see how all his former prowess is crossed out by merchants, sorry for the rude word, creativity.I told about this in a concert, and not to be unfounded, I gave many examples. He talked about stupid signs and slogans, about the names of dishes on the menu ... Is it not durolehism - to call the shoe store “Bashmachini” and the store that sells tiles - “Cafelini”? It seems that we are already almost Italians ... And in the beauty salon I saw an advertisement: “100% natural nail extension”. There are many such examples. And is it not true that many young people in Vladivostok dream of going to Japan to buy a car there and then resell it? Notice, I said “many,” not all. There was a phrase: “Most young women dress according to cheap glamor magazines, they have rhinestones everywhere. When I left the hotel at 9 am, I thought it was a prostitute returning from work. But it turned out that these are decent women who go to work. ”
And then it began. There is a wonderful Russian proverb: "The truth hurts his eyes." Of course, those who recognized themselves were offended in the first place. One girl wrote to me: “This is not true, we are far from all prostitutes!” The second wrote: “I am a decent woman. How dare you insult me like that? ”I did not insult her.I told about the picture that I saw when I left the hotel. Another one writes: “We are actually not prostitutes ...” I was pleased with the word “actually”. Especially since it was written like this - “vopochto”. More pearls from the letters: “Sorry,” “this time,” “of course,” “there is no such thing here”, “in the Concert of the Frolic” - then this is not a speech at all about me, I’m Zadornov, not Fervent)) The word “mom” one girl wrote “m” like this, and she transferred “ama” to another line. The sparrow is written - "vairaybey." I have already lost the habit of this - lately I have most of all communicated in LiveJournal, and there are no illiterate people among my friends.
And the letters that came to my site, I was very upset - it was his ignorance. Mistakes are terrifying. In the forums of Vladivostok, the offended and offended agreed to avenge themselves by filling my website with angry messages. One sensible girl wrote on the forum: “Girls, only when you write Zadornov, try without mistakes. And then in the next concert he will call us not only prostitutes, but also illiterate fools! ”Well done!
However, every cloud has a silver lining. For a new concert, I now have a material called: “Letters of Vladivostok”.The most interesting thing is that almost all abusive letters are from illiterate and uneducated. It turns out that only the illiterate and uneducated offended?
Now let's continue about the concert. What do you think, how should I treat the driver from Vladivostok, who told me that he could not read Fadeev, because it was a village? Say thank you that I have not yet mentioned the young pepper, which, having come to the library (the librarian told me this), Griboyedov called “Travokurov”. The librarian wondered for a long time whom he had in mind. And I did not give another 150 such examples. They write to me that I am ungrateful, that they took me to the taiga, they took me to the islands ... Let someone try to challenge - they did not take me, but I took the local youth to the taiga and to the islands. In the taiga, none of them knew a single plant. Nobody read Dersu Uzala. No one knew who Nevelskoy was ... And on Putyatin Island, not a single resident of Vladivostok who came with me could tell me who this island was named after.
My friends, would you think about something else. Vladivostok is a city that once protected Russia from the east. Thanks to him, the British could not make the Far East their colony and privatize the Pacific Ocean.Is it not offensive to our generation, in which there were many educated people, that today the youth do not know anything about it? The great past is crossed out, forgotten ... And the only dream today is to take revenge on Zadornov and Avtovaz. It would be better not to sit on the forums, but go to the library. Come to my place in Riga, and in the library, which I recently opened, I will show you books about Vladivostok.
I am sure that all offended are those who recognized themselves. It's good. So they are not hopeless.
By the way, one journalist has reached the point that she wants to sue me. Like, Zadornov called all women prostitutes, but in fact - not all prostitutes, but there are decent ones. I wonder how she will prove in court that she is decent? Witnesses call? I do not know this journalist, but they told me that once she tried to embarrass Putin, and she failed. So, it turns out, with one man did not pass, let's try with another ... I understand that she really wants to become famous. Apparently, according to her narrow-minded thinking, a famous woman can become only at the expense of a peasant. I think the court will be sold out, and she will achieve her own - it will become indisputable. And I would offer her another way.I am preparing to release CDs with military songs to give them to veterans of Latvia and Estonia - in these countries, veterans are in a particularly humiliated position. I collected the best songs about the war performed by Bernes, Shulzhenko, Hvorostovsky, Magomayev, Kobzon ... On each disc it will be written: "Not for sale - it is priceless." I want these discs to be heard on May 9 and in Moscow - on Poklonnaya Gora. I offer this journalist to join my action - I will send several thousand disks to Vladivostok, and let her release several thousand more (or use her activity to find a sponsor) and distribute on May 9th.
In Khabarovsk, I was asked to help publish several books, and among them, Arsenyev, one of the greatest books about the Far East, Dersu Uzala, and I gladly responded. They offered to establish a monument to Gennady Nevelsky, and I will finance it. Why did no one in Vladivostok ask me to help publish a book, did not offer to do some kind of good work together? On the other hand, people appeared in their comments that they communicated with me after the concert in Vladivostok, and I, allegedly, called the inhabitants of the city “goats” - they practically accuse me of dupe-witness! Honestly, the word "goat" is not my favorite.Even then I would have invented some kind of image, I would use the metaphor ... After the concert, I was really approached by some “non-goats”. With the proposal to go to the pub and drink. I always refuse such offers for one reason - it is not interesting for me to drink with “not goats”.
In general, in my concert, the entire passage devoted to Vladivostok ended like this: “There are many intelligent and educated people in Vladivostok. It is very difficult for them to live in this city, and many of them leave it. I am especially sorry for these people. ” I was taken around the city by a guide of rare scholarship. I have not seen such guides either in Paris or in Rome. How much did she tell me about the Russian island! And she complained that young people are not interested in anything like this. In addition to illiterate letters, I received other messages - written in good Russian, written with pain ... They say that you told about our city in this way, and now we have such a difficult moment when a lot is being solved. I believe that in this sense my story about Vladivostok can only help. Only it is necessary not to break away from Zadornov and Avtovaz, but to make sure that the Moscow rulers did not build their dachas in unique places, and the taiga traders were not cut down.
Some accused me that my speech was a government order timed to hold a rally. I must tell you that the concert was recorded in the fall, and as you understand, I’m not so clairvoyant to know in the fall how many meetings you will have in the spring. As for the fact that this is an order of Putin and Medvedev - I confess: of course, Putin and Medvedev called me in to drink tea and persuaded me to “run over” to Vladivostok, because they themselves had not enough to cope ...
They write to me: “Do not come to Vladivostok anymore!” I will not come. Out of selfishness. Because it is too painful for me to see what the city has become.
The question is asked: “Why am I talking only about Vladivostok? After all, similar problems exist in other cities. ” Of course have. But in Vladivostok there are too many of them. And this is a city for which it is especially offensive, because not all cities have such a story, such glory. And today it has become the capital of the mercantile creative, and an example of what should not be. Not so "confused" its inhabitants. It is "confused"! I am not talking about those intelligent people who are forced to trade in order to survive. They are forced to live such a life, and, as I said in my speech,I especially feel sorry for them.
P.S. Waiting for more letters from Vladivostok. I will prepare a new program. And better still learn literacy. Then let's talk on equal terms. But somehow it is a shame to receive letters from shnyagi. By the way, you can sue me for what I called the authors of some letters shnyaga (I emphasize, not all letters, but some). In court, you will prove that you are not shnyaga. Would love to look at this process!
And here are kamenty:
March 21, 2010 02:29 (UTC)
I repeat ..
Generalizations in the speech above the roof - inserts "everyone", "everyone", everyone through the word ... "YOUTH Vladivostok is not interested in anything, only one thing - buy and sell ..", "EVERYONE speaks on the phone, EVERYTHING is a business one, ALL have teeth fan, fingers fan, and teeth too .. "," ALL women are dressed .. "," taxi drivers have music for ALL ".
On the basis of what made such far-reaching conclusions about ALL?
When did you manage to interview 100% of the youth of Vladivostok?
When did you manage to see 100% of the townspeople talking on the phone with fingers and teeth like a fan?
Where, when and in what place did all the women of Vladivostok, from infants, to deep retired women, and even in “glossy” clothes, be seen?
Honestly, I don’t know what’s wrong with our girls, but most of my acquaintances from the west, whom I have been able to carry around the “Lenin places” of my city, were shocked by such an abundance of beauty.
When did you manage to travel in all taxis of the city?
Listed in Vladivostok, but there is no need to talk about ALL.
About the protest actions: what do you know about them in the West, heard, see?
Google - The protest action in Vladivostok from December 14 and December 21, 2008. Look for posters "prostitutes who do not want to work ..", and then together we laugh.
About Volga and Land Cruiser:
Funny from the very beginning: I wonder where Mr. Zadornov found the Volga in Vladivostok? Except in the power departments, and the administrations of the city and the region, which they are inculcated in disagreement from the center, such a “car” in our city will not be met.
In what such a place did the Volga drive, and the Land Cruiser sat down, and not just sat down, but “got cool”?
And how can one sit down "coolly" just to put a stone under the wheel?
Vladivostok, in addition to terrible roads, has a very specific landscape and climate. The city is located on the hills, typhoons in summer, snowfall in winter, in summer, between typhoons and sea tripsblurry primers to the "wild" sandy beaches ... in general, Vladivostok drivers have plenty of opportunities to hone their skills in overcoming road obstacles of various kinds without the help and hints of our city guests from the plains. A "got cool" is when only the GAZ-66 or the winch will save.
Friendly advice: Michael, in the future, stay away from those people who have advised (issued) you the Volga for a trip to the taiga
In general, to me personally, to a purple star, who says what about my city and about me as its inhabitant, since I know what and how it really is.
But what kind of idea after this speech will be formed among my fellow citizens, who, before this, at best, knew about the existence of Vladivostok only in the words of grandfather Lenin, that he is somewhere far away, but ours and not immediately show it on the map of Russia? How many of them will recheck this information and how many will tell how things really are?
Now the air ticket Moscow-Vladivostok from 8000 round-trip: arrive and see everything yourself, better in summer. How grit - better to see once ...
Mar 21, 2010 02:54 (UTC)
It's hard for me to judge how Moscow residents dress,but in Vladivostok, young women are dressed just like residents of neighboring Beijing (our future capital) or any other major Asian city. Is that frankly punk youth with bright green hair, we have less. And the season of demonstration of dresses in Vladivostok is very short, because the climate is far from velvet.
Vladivostok youth do not dream of going to Japan and buying a car there. This is not the nineties. People's dreams and plans are somewhat different.
It's a shame that Russian citizens listen to you and believe in all this. They believe in tales about stupid foreigners, not realizing that with this everyday chauvinism you humiliate first of all your listeners. So the Americans are stupid, now the Japanese are caressing.
What do you have there the Japanese wheel pumped the car? Have you ever tried to tighten the compressor nipple over the nipple cap?
The laughter of your viewers is based only on their ignorance of the subject you are talking about. It is good to tell the people of western Russia about how they dress in Vladivostok. They sincerely believe that women here are like prostitutes. It is good to tell the whole country about the dull Japanese sitting on the bank of a stream on Kunashir with a bottle of mineral water.After all, few people have been to Kunashir and know that the streams are either spawning or sour, and therefore it is better for a visitor not to experiment on his own stomach and take water with him. Also, after your speech, very few people will go to Google to search for a satellite image of a non-existent garbage dump from the center of Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk and to the horizon ...
The old and well-working principle is - the more lies, the faster they will believe in it.
Vladivostok is a port. And the ports are primarily engaged in logistics and trade, whether you like it or not. If trade is stifled - the territory dies. The city now cannot exist as a military base, as an agricultural or industrial center. Nothing but trade can not raise the economy of the border region, completely devoid of human and natural resources, except for a favorable geographical position.
It would be strange to ask you for understanding, respect or sympathy for our problems. The problems imposed on us by the very power that you are so afraid to touch. Each "landmark" government decree leads to the departure from Vladivostok of the next wave of socially active citizens. I have two thirds of the address book crossed out with new addresses.Few of the rest doubt that the region is being prepared for surrender to China. You can laugh further at those who clung to their teeth in these harsh conditions, who stubbornly tries to do some other business and production here. Rhinestones they are not the ones and often talk on the phone. Laugh Mr. Zadornov, these are the very main flaws that our satyr must isolate.
Mar 21, 2010 03:07 (UTC)
Dear Mikhail Nikolaevich! In your answer to the illiterate residents of Vladivostok, you heard a little bit of taste (which, in fact, you do quite often in your speeches).
1. In Primorsky Krai there is NO settlement Fadeev, a taxi driver could not answer you that way, you are lying. There is a village of Fadeevka, but it owes its name not to the writer.
2. Your concert in Vladivostok was at the beginning of October 2009. Why didn't you tell the spectators in the hall that they were prostitutes? Not a man would be? Or banal human cowardice?
3. Nevelskoy Admiral, not the captain. Of course, maybe you just made a mistake, but this is, on the other hand, this can also be called a banal ignorance of history.
4. The monument to Nevelsky is already in Khabarovsk. Will you put another one? So to say, so that everyone knows? Or do you embellish again?
five.You didn’t have the phrase “many” in condemning the youth of Vladivostok (for a closer look, see the video of the concert). I quote you: "Vladivostok youth are not interested in anything. Only one thing: buy-sell! Go to Japan, buy a car and speculate." It's a lie. First of all, nobody has been going to Japan since the beginning of 2009 (as you rightly noted, due to the increase in duties), when about a hundred thousand people were left without work in Primorye. Secondly, there are 13 universities in Vladivostok. If you think that all graduates are engaged in automotive speculation, you are deeply mistaken. Of course, not everyone works in their specialty, but you were not trained in satirist at the MAI.
5. In your answer, you for some reason did not mention the phrase that stood between your remark about the magazines and the phrase about how the women went to work. And this phrase "All the girls in Vladivostok look like prostitutes." This phrase caused the discontent of the inhabitants of the city, which is quite true. Although, perhaps you know some secret etymology of the word.
Thank. And please be steadfastly selfish. Do not come.
Mar 21, 2010 03:39 (UTC)
Dear Mikhail Nikolaevich!
It seems to me that in your ridicule about the clothes of women, the outlook of taxi drivers and signs you admit dishonesty. And that's why.Is in other Russian cities, most women are dressed with taste, taxi drivers cite Shakespeare, young people know the regional history in detail, and the names of shops are an example of taste and intelligence? I'm sure not. Then why only Vladivostok? And about your trip to the taiga on the Volga, I just want to say: “I don’t believe it!”.
The impression was that your focus on Vladivostok is not accidental, and your goal is to discredit the protest activity of the residents of the seaside capital (which, by the way, is not limited to Japanese cars). How else can you explain the words from the tribune of the first channel that residents of Vladivostok are “prostitutes” and “traffickers” who do not know the history of their city and do not understand that their happiness is a “miracle” of the Russian car industry called Volga ?
I no longer live in Vladivostok, but in North America you dislike, among the "stupid" North Americans. Vladivostok is the city in which I was born and lived most of my life and it is unpleasant for me that there are unfair and unsubstantiated comments to the residents of Vladivostok.
P.S. Mikhail Nikolaevich, pickles are found in almost every relatively large store in North America.Probably brought after your fair criticism so that the poor Russians would not go after them to McDonald’s. Thank!
Mar 21, 2010 03:43 (UTC)
Listen, comrade. Personally, I have no reason to respect you, except for age. Your jokes are stupid and uninteresting - chewed by time and, for the most part, copied. This is about creativity. Sorry, I never thought that there would be a chance to tell you this, glad, so to speak, of opportunity. And these jokes are addressed to those who are delighted with ComedyClub or Dom2. This, as you understand, I’m talking about "stupefied and immature minds" - your target audience. I will not mention the grandparents who are watching you by inertia, everything is clear and true.
Therefore, since you are putting yourself in a row of intelligent people, you should remember that no one will tolerate public humiliation. Yes, there are big problems in our city, but not from people more likely, but from the government, which led everything to its present state. Yes, young people breathe less culture, and more - the desire to survive in this difficult land. Start thinking about books when you need to feed your family and children. It just looks ridiculous when some visiting person from the “Center”,and even more so - a satirist, makes conclusions about the whole region, and at the same time shares his marasmic conclusions with the whole country! Are you a professional in economics to draw conclusions? Or did you spend social. a survey that confirmed that everyone wants to bring a car from Japan, and then sell it?
I would like to see if you wrote something similar about Moscow or St. Petersburg, about Novosibirsk or Yekaterinburg, Rostov, Samara, etc. But no, you are talking about a region in which, most likely, you will never come again - it is too far, and after the recent events it’s already somehow unsafe, right? Something I have not heard of your jokes about AvtoVAZ, about Putin and Medvedev, about the doubling of GDP. I would not be surprised if you, too, are an honorary member of the United Russia party. You are not accused of registered jokes, it has long been known to everyone. You only joke over the weak, because the strong can make a village buffoon from the court jester (I mean, of course)
Speech literacy is a separate song. Have you selected only letters that are written with errors and typos? On the other hand, what is the reason for speech literacy, if thousands of people want to throw it in your face that you are rude? My office in Moscow, in Moscow, is exactly the same number of people who write with errors as in most other regions.For you, this is news, of course. You are all joking. But in Vladivostok, for example, many people teach not only English, but also Korean, Japanese, and Chinese. Do you know any of these languages except English?
And how much you need to be boorish and low man to use the podium in order to release vulgar remarks about women. And after that you pretend to the role of an intellectual? Ridiculous. Although, indeed, only the role that you play on the script. Because if you didn’t have a “gut tonka”, you’d apologize and say that you weren’t understood so well. And you about the "shnyaga" - the behavior of a psychological dwarf, hiding behind the distance and patronage.
Many troubles in Russia from impunity. Now you, in fact, have offended many people, and nothing will happen to you for that. Therefore, you are the same gear mechanism that makes our life just as it is. It’s easy to be cynical and satirical, but it’s harder to be creative and positive. You are just an echo of the old system, which will soon die completely. Never again come to Vladivostok, write your malicious answers from your city, stipulatetune the ordinary citizens of other cities against us. But somehow you feel sorry for you ... And we will live on! Good luck.
PS Fans of creativity, if a person once joked, it does not mean that he is now right in all cases of life. Have your head. Gaza has a "Star Disease" song. So this is about him.
Mar 21, 2010 02:11 (UTC)
So, the youth of history does not know ... And does not know local plants, and does not read about Nevelskoye. Is it too broad a generalization? I live 10 kilometers from the island of Putyatin. I know about A.D. Startsev all that is available from literary sources. And my children know. And the book about Nevelsky is re-read more than once. It is sad and insulting to hear such generalizations. And offensive. You could have made up a general picture for yourself, but you happen to be in many cities, and you should know that not all people are the same. And the sample of human faces that you had time to see during your trip, roughly speaking, is not representative. Careful to be in the statements, your voice is heard (unlike ours).
Zadornov. Looks at you like shit
Zadornov. Looks at you like shit
Zadornov. Looks at you like shit
Zadornov. Looks at you like shit
Zadornov. Looks at you like shit